Understanding Married Women

Though I normally write about dating singles and focus on single women, I just had to share with you all another joke someone sent to me about married women. It was so funny that I simply had to share it with you as well. Enjoy!

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A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."




The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want.



The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."



The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says 'nothing's wrong,' and how I can make a woman truly happy."



The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge???"

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Did you think it was funny? I did. And anyway, sorry for deviating, the next ting will go back to be about dating American singles.

Great Way to Meet American Singles

One of the easest and simplest ways of meeting american singles is by using the internet dating site, AmericanSingles.com. They help you find real women and men
for real romance, relationships and friendships. You also have a wide range of attractive singles to choose from as their membership list is longer than a few millions and also from all around the world.

Other factors that you should take into consideration:

1. This dating site has been matchmaking couples for a number of years and they have used their experience to formulate ways to find matching American singles.
2. You will be able to find singles from America and many other countries and also from all professions. You could use this dating site for Americans to locate a new friend, penpal or begin something new with a girl or boy.
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5. In addition to all this, they supply tips, suggestions and articles to help you in all your dating experiences.

I used AmericanSingles.com to find love and though I am still looking, I found many interesting people that I still am in contact with. I hope you find love soon and so do I. Best of Luck!

How to Win Over an American Woman

Interested in Dating American Singles?
Read about a simple method that if you use will guarantee that you make a lot of progress with any American girl.

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L- S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close to snuggling up to an American woman, and Attitude will get you there. It's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top and into the pants or skirts of an American woman! :)