A Joke for a Change Instead of Singles Stories

The Nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one Sunday morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?"



Suzie raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."



"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzie?"



Suzie replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first!"



"What a wonderful answer!" the Nun said.



Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs".



The Nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"



Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'O God, I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't had her pinned down, we'd have lost her."

Horrible American Singles

Yesterday - I have to say for the first time - I ran into some truely horrible american singles.

They were loud and made a drunken racket. Behaving like they owned the place, they went on to spill their beer all over the bar.

But - I was even willing to ignore that - there was a young pretty girl among them - brunette with long curls and eyelashes that could swing to a salsa beat. Her hazel eyes was an aded bonus and when she smiled - I felt light coming out from her.

She was wearing a light yellow short top that ended near her midriff and a long black skirt with a white strike in them. Thinking I had a chance i tried to get her alone but she was always with them..

and then....

she began to come over ...

I smiled - and so did she ....

standing in front of me - I said hi - and she ssaid Hi too

suddenly she picked up her t-shirt and thrust her sizable breasts towards me - want to touch she asked?

I was stunned and didn't know what to say - she asked again as her friends cheered roudily - she was drunk - and I told her so -

she came even closer and she pressed her open chest into my face - i moved away (even though i did't terribly mind)

she said - yeah well - thats all you will get to see - want more - pay up.

I left the bar and I can still hear their laughing ...

and to think I thought she was a nice girl...