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Friday, December 31, 2010

Humorous Romantic Resolutions for 2009 by Miss Know It All

I am not one to make resolutions for the New Year, because within a week, those promises are usually broken. Most people are good at making and keeping pledges when it comes to love and romance. However, I decided to be a contrarian and came up with twelve amusing declarations, which I really plan to execute. You might agree with me and try some of these affirmations. If they work, you can thank me; if they do not, you can still thank me. Have a happy, healthy and prosperous New Year.

Resolution No. 1 - I will search and find love and romance in all the wrong places.

Resolution No. 2 - If I meet someone and decide to get married, I will make that person sign a pre-nuptial agreement, but if he asks me to sign one, I will drop him like a hot potato.

Resolution No. 3 - On my wedding day, I will promise to be faithful unless someone better comes along.

Resolution No. 4 - I will always support my true love, even if he flat broke, behind in his child support payments or has no credit history.

Resolution No. 5 - If I find my future husband, I will not lose weight to fit into a wedding dress half my size but will continue to eat junk food as a reward to myself for finally snagging my better or worst half.

Resolution No. 6 - I will not judge a person by his looks but will definitely look at his bank statements.

Resolution No. 7 - I will play the romance card to avoid repaying a loan to my ex.

Resolution No. 8 - If I am in a committed relationship, I will make it clear that what is mine is mine and what is his is mine.

Resolution No. 9 - On my first date, I will talk about all the men who have done me wrong.

Resolution No. 10 - On my first date, I will discuss what type of wedding I desire, how much he should plan to spend on the reception and the number of children I plan not to have.

Resolution No. 11 - I will never do a background check on someone I meet on-line.

Resolution No. 12 - On Saint Valentine's Day, I will send my my ex a greeting card that reads, "Still not missing you."


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Monday, December 27, 2010

10 things to know about internet dating

online dating1. One third of people using online dating services are married, so learn to read between the lines. If your potential date is “separated” but calls you from a mobile only at odd, or set, times, won't give you a landline number, and can't ever seem to meet you on a weekend night, forget it.

2. Talk on the phone before your date. Voice tone and conversational nuances tell you things that e-mail can't.

3. If you don't like what you hear, question whether it is worth meeting. You should bother having face-to-face interactions only with people who have real intellectual, emotional and romantic potential.

4. Meet promising partners sooner rather than later. It will stop you projecting your fantasies on to them. The more you expect, the less likely it is that a person will live up to your expectations.

5. Tread a sensible line between optimism and caution. While there is every reason to believe that your date is a nice, normal person, meet in a public place, tell a friend where you are, carry a mobile phone and never accept a lift home.

6. Avoid bringing your date to your favourite haunts. If things don't work out, he could turn up uninvited at any time.

7. First dates should always take place in daylight. It's safer because there are more people around.

8. And you can see better. Research from Boston University and the Massachusetts Institute of Technology shows that about 20 per cent of single dating online daters admit to deception in their physical profile, but if you ask them how many other people are lying, that number jumps to 90 per cent. Nielsen Net Ratings estimates that 33 per cent of online daters lie to some degree. Women tend to be more economical with the truth about their weight, height and age.

9. Sharing an activity rather than a coffee can be an easier way to break the ice, but keep it “kitsch” rather than “competitive”. Go for mini golf, not 18 holes; a trip to the zoo, not a ten-mile run.

10. If your date never returns your calls after meeting you, don't take it as a personal rejection because chances are you've either done the same thing to people you've dated in the past, or will do to people you meet online in the future. The great thing about internet dating is that there really are plenty more fish in the sea, so get back online and start over.

Source: http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/relationships/article5524787.ece

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

During Your Romantic Entertaining, Add a Touch of Liqueur By Vivienne Diane Neal

Liqueur, a sweet syrupy alcoholic beverage, can add a special touch during your romantic holiday entertaining. Serve it as a dessert, by itself, as a topping over desserts or use it in cooking.

This time, why not make your own liqueur. You will be surprise at the results, and better yet, you will know what is in it. Whether you decide to buy or try your hands at making your own liqueur, enjoy the following recipes to the fullest.

The longer your liqueur is stored, the better it will taste. Moreover, never drink and drive. Be safe and enjoy.

Currant Liqueur

2 cups currant
4 cups brandy
2 cups sugar

Combine all ingredients and stir until well blended. Pour into a glass jug, cover and store for one month or longer. Strain and use currants as a topping over desserts or in cooking.

Orange Cordial

6-8 large oranges
2 cups sugar
2 cups cream sherry

Wash, dry and slice oranges thinly. Place in a glass jar. Sprinkle sugar over oranges and then pour sherry over fruit. Cover and store eight weeks. Shake mixture, occasionally.

Strain off the liquid and store until ready to use. A very light and mild liqueur.

Vivienne Diane Neal is the founder of One World Singles, a dating site for singles of all colors, ages (18+) religions, ethnicities and lifestyles.

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