The girl I am dating, yesterday told me a joke that really cracked me up and I think you will all find it very funny. I think that in general (without generalising – if that's possible!) most American singles are naughty in a cute way!
Here is what she told me:
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students:
Michael, if you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?
"Just a minute, I have to go piss."
That would be rude and impolite!!! What about you John, how would you say it?
"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."
That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table.
And you Peter, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?
I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."
What do You think of this joke? Do you American Singles like it?
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Monday, May 23, 2011
A Single American Interlude
A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply,
"I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter."
Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown."
The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said,
"Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?"
She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer.
She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"
The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?"
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'"
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"I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter."
Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown."
The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said,
"Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?"
She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer.
She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"
The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?"
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'"
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Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Why I want to Date American Singles
Hi Ajay,
I do appreciate your concern, and I thank you for replying and trying to help me.
I agree with you and want to accept your advice, and sine I suppose others will want to know more about me – here goes:
I want to meet American Singles and by this I mean American Woman because I think they are the most beautiful women in the world – they are smart, intelligent and suave and have an opinion of their own!
Who knows? Maybe I'll love her and maybe she will love me and who knows maybe not!!!!
Wwhatever happens with American singles, I don't really care if she is a Muslim American girl or a Christian American girl, what I want to find from all American singles is someone with Personality: Beautiful, Nice, Smart and Honest !
I hope we will be successful!
Yours,
Ibrahim, Mustafa
I do appreciate your concern, and I thank you for replying and trying to help me.
I agree with you and want to accept your advice, and sine I suppose others will want to know more about me – here goes:
I want to meet American Singles and by this I mean American Woman because I think they are the most beautiful women in the world – they are smart, intelligent and suave and have an opinion of their own!
Who knows? Maybe I'll love her and maybe she will love me and who knows maybe not!!!!
Wwhatever happens with American singles, I don't really care if she is a Muslim American girl or a Christian American girl, what I want to find from all American singles is someone with Personality: Beautiful, Nice, Smart and Honest !
I hope we will be successful!
Yours,
Ibrahim, Mustafa
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Mostafa Wants to Meet American Singles
Dear Ajay,
I so glad to hear from you, and I'm really happy that you took the time to send me this note and for your advice. Actually I would like to meet American singles (women). leave in Iraq, so I'll be so glad if you can help make this happen.
Any other advice is also highly appreciated and I want to get started.
I need your support.... please advise!
thanks
Mostafa
TO help you meet and begin dating American Singles please answer these for me so that I can help you find someone easily:
If I think of something else, I'll ask again. And again – if anyone wants to pitch in and help Mostafa find love in America – please be my guest.
I so glad to hear from you, and I'm really happy that you took the time to send me this note and for your advice. Actually I would like to meet American singles (women). leave in Iraq, so I'll be so glad if you can help make this happen.
Any other advice is also highly appreciated and I want to get started.
I need your support.... please advise!
thanks
Mostafa
TO help you meet and begin dating American Singles please answer these for me so that I can help you find someone easily:
- Do you have a computer at home?
- Is it easy for you to go online?
- I could open a blog for you. Do you have any preference for what I should call it?
- If I do open such a blog, I would need a picture of you to attract
the ladies. Do you have one handy? - Are you looking for American Muslim women? Does it matter?
If I think of something else, I'll ask again. And again – if anyone wants to pitch in and help Mostafa find love in America – please be my guest.
Monday, May 2, 2011
How to Meet American Singles?
Dear Mustafa,
I though of answering your question in the comments section but then I though that others might be interested in this as well – so I will answer it (as best I can) – here.
Let's start with your comment:
My Name is Mostafa, and I do like this site. I hope to find and meet a single American Female and I would like to know her but I don't know how to meet her. I also want such a woman to be honest with me and I'd like to get in touch with her further. If later, we hit it off, we could meet too. I'm from Iraq and I have a BSc in Computer Science.
I want someone who will become my love partner but more than that my close friend and hopefully we can also get married. If someone can advise me regarding this matter I'll be thankful. If you wish to find out more about me then I'll be glad to tell you more. Just email me at: pars_most@yahoo.com
First and foremost – if anyone wants to meet him, send him a note or whatever and help him out. I am going to try too.
There are many ways of meeting American singles and I am listing a few down here:
Chat Rooms - these are easy to use though you need a computer handy and also need to be able to talk and type prety fast in English. Mostafa, if you can try this out either on MSN chat, AOL chat or even the Yahoo chat rooms. Sometimes its very difficult talking to people and its very fast, but I have a friend who met an English man from someplace near London and she is now planning to move there.
Online Dating Sites - these are also a very good option, but pretty expensive. You could try AmericanSingles.com, or Match.com or even some others such as Shaadi.com and eHarmony.com. GO there and have a look around. I suggest you create a free profile at each of those sites and then see is anything is really happening. I know that they are pretty expensive so try and search for a dating site which is relatively cheap. As for success, I can't tell – some meet people and some don't.
Places where Americans Hang Out - If you can I suggest you start going to places where American women hang out (if such places are accessable). There are also many American female soldiers there and some others – can you meet them? I suppose that this is really difficult, but I though I'd suggest it anyway.
Create an Interesting Blog - this might seem a bit weak but hear me out. Create a blog about yourself and add interesting things about you there. I suggest you also add a good picture and then you have to wait and hope that someone notices you. If you wish, we could do this together and I will help you create a good and interesting blog that will focus on you getting a female american at your side. What do you think? If you are interested, reply back and we can start getting this done. The good thing of this blog idea is that it will cost you NOTHING.
If anyone else has more ideas, please post them here!!!
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I though of answering your question in the comments section but then I though that others might be interested in this as well – so I will answer it (as best I can) – here.
Let's start with your comment:
My Name is Mostafa, and I do like this site. I hope to find and meet a single American Female and I would like to know her but I don't know how to meet her. I also want such a woman to be honest with me and I'd like to get in touch with her further. If later, we hit it off, we could meet too. I'm from Iraq and I have a BSc in Computer Science.
I want someone who will become my love partner but more than that my close friend and hopefully we can also get married. If someone can advise me regarding this matter I'll be thankful. If you wish to find out more about me then I'll be glad to tell you more. Just email me at: pars_most@yahoo.com
First and foremost – if anyone wants to meet him, send him a note or whatever and help him out. I am going to try too.
There are many ways of meeting American singles and I am listing a few down here:
If anyone else has more ideas, please post them here!!!
Does Anyone Have an Idea?
Member Site
Coastal Decor Shop
Home decorative accents and fixtures with a distinctive seaside charm. Wonderful ideas from bathroom to bedroom for your home or beach house!
Sites4Singles.Com
- Your one stop dating site for finding that special someone. We feature a detailed directory with all sites rated by our visitors.
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