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Thursday, December 22, 2011

A Joke for a Change Instead of Singles Stories

The Nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one Sunday morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?"



Suzie raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."



"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzie?"



Suzie replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first!"



"What a wonderful answer!" the Nun said.



Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs".



The Nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"



Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'O God, I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't had her pinned down, we'd have lost her."

Monday, December 12, 2011

Horrible American Singles


Yesterday - I have to say for the first time - I ran into some truely horrible american singles.

They were loud and made a drunken racket. Behaving like they owned the place, they went on to spill their beer all over the bar.

But - I was even willing to ignore that - there was a young pretty girl among them - brunette with long curls and eyelashes that could swing to a salsa beat. Her hazel eyes was an aded bonus and when she smiled - I felt light coming out from her.

She was wearing a light yellow short top that ended near her midriff and a long black skirt with a white strike in them. Thinking I had a chance i tried to get her alone but she was always with them..

and then....

she began to come over ...

I smiled - and so did she ....

standing in front of me - I said hi - and she ssaid Hi too

suddenly she picked up her t-shirt and thrust her sizable breasts towards me - want to touch she asked?

I was stunned and didn't know what to say - she asked again as her friends cheered roudily - she was drunk - and I told her so -

she came even closer and she pressed her open chest into my face - i moved away (even though i did't terribly mind)

she said - yeah well - thats all you will get to see - want more - pay up.

I left the bar and I can still hear their laughing ...

and to think I thought she was a nice girl...

Monday, October 31, 2011

Love Success Stories After a Scam (2) By Alan Prince

Tina (not her real name) is a 45 year old divorced lady, with grown up children who have families of their own already. She began to search for a date online to meet her emotional needs.

According to her, she wanted a companion and a soul mate with who she could share her life together. She set up a profile on one of the popular dating sites on the internet and soon she was contacted by a man who claimed to be a professional, also divorced but on a job location in Africa.

Well, to cut a long story short, months later, she had been scammed of tens of thousands of dollars by the man, who turned out to be one of the many scammers prowling dating sites nowadays.

She joined a scam support group and soon was able to get over the sad experience. She healed gradually and began to meet other people in the group.

Soon, she began to help other people to also get over the same experience she had been through. One of such people was a man named Ted (not real name). He was a year older than her and stayed in a town about three hours’ distance from her place. They began to correspond often and after some weeks, they had a date where they met in person for the first time.

The two of them hit it off immediately and became good friends. In just a matter of months after losing their money and heart to romance scams, Ted and Tina had become engaged to be married. They are presently having the time of their lives.

Being scammed is not the end of life. You can always rise above the sad experience and find love again. You must not allow a scam experience to make you bitter and unable to find love again. You only need to meet the right people and in a short while, you would have gotten over the scam. And better still, you will find true love.

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Thursday, September 22, 2011

Understanding Married Women


Though I normally write about dating singles and focus on single women, I just had to share with you all another joke someone sent to me about married women. It was so funny that I simply had to share it with you as well. Enjoy!


A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."




The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want.



The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."



The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says 'nothing's wrong,' and how I can make a woman truly happy."



The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge???"


Did you think it was funny? I did. And anyway, sorry for deviating, the next ting will go back to be about dating American singles.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Great Way to Meet American Singles


One of the easest and simplest ways of meeting american singles is by using the internet dating site, AmericanSingles.com. They help you find real women and men
for real romance, relationships and friendships. You also have a wide range of attractive singles to choose from as their membership list is longer than a few millions and also from all around the world.

Other factors that you should take into consideration:
  1. This dating site has been matchmaking couples for a number of years and they have used their experience to formulate ways to find matching American singles.
  2. You will be able to find singles from America and many other countries and also from all professions. You could use this dating site for Americans to locate a new friend, penpal or begin something new with a girl or boy.
  3. Setting up your very own personal ad and adding a snap costs you absolutely nothing. You can even search for other American singles for free. And if you want to get more, for the price of 2 tickets to the local cinema and drinksm you gain complete access to all their features such as email, instant messaging and live chatting.
  4. This American dating site uses systems that are secure and guarantee you the privacy you want. No one will know your details unless you allow them!
  5. In addition to all this, they supply tips, suggestions and articles to help you in all your dating experiences.


I used AmericanSingles.com to find love and though I am still looking, I found many interesting people that I still am in contact with. I hope you find love soon and so do I. Best of Luck!

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

How to Win Over an American Woman


Interested in Dating American Singles?
Read about a simple method that if you use will guarantee that you make a lot of progress with any American girl.

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L- S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close to snuggling up to an American woman, and Attitude will get you there. It's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top and into the pants or skirts of an American woman! :)

Monday, August 22, 2011

Dating Singles - Funny Anecdotes


I received this by email and though I don't know who wrote it, it was so funny that I just had to post it on this blog about American singles.

WHITE SINGLE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH SINGLE WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN SINGLE WOMEN
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.

JEWISH SINGLE WOMEN
First Date: You get terrific head.
Second Date: You get even more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her,,,, and never get head again.

CHINESE SINGLE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing is ever going to happen.

INDIAN SINGLE WOMEN
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK SINGLE WOMEN
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN SINGLE WOMEN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's Boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.

ARAB SINGLE WOMEN
First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire arab community finds out.
Second Date: You are shot dead.
No third date.

Monday, August 1, 2011

How to Fuck Up a Date with American Singles?


OR How to Get Out of a Date with Ugly Women!

Do you go out on many blind dates? Do you date American singles after contacting them through the internet at any of the many online dating sites?

If you do – then you, like me, will have invariably, have run into those attractive looking-women on the internet who when you meet have suddenly become into the ugly version of Cinderella. Either they will be grossly overweight and instead of stating it outright – they will mention that they are of average weight or they will submit a picture of them years ago – when they were beautiful.

I find these women (or men) insulting! Why did they lie?
What I can never get is what do these ugly women and men expect when we meet? I have come expecting something else – and then get someone completely different.

In a hope that it will not hurt their feelings too much, I have devised a set of actions and behaviour that guarantees that these ugly men and women will want to get rid off you!

  • Out for a Ball: Ask them if they are looking for a serious relationship? If they answer that they are – then hint that you are looking for a one-night stand. But beware! I wasn't paying attention to what my ugly date was saying and I found out that though she was looking for a serious relationship – she was willing to suspend that tonight.
  • Eying Hot Women: Look at the nearest attractive women. If you can, make sure that she notices this.
  • Unreliable: Talk about your dating escapades with attractive American singles and divulge intimate details about them. You don't have to really divulge true information – make up things.
  • A Cheater: During your conversation, let it "slip" that you had cheated on your former girlfriend. Then, state that the affair didn't mean anything to you, but that your girlfriend didn't understand why.
  • Emphasize it: Listen to her advice, suggestions and talk and then let it slip that you had cheated on another girlfriend as well. The point is that she understand that you have a history of cheating on your girlfriends with other beautiful American singles.
  • The Bill: When the waiter comes with the bill, don't pick it up. Let it lie there and then after a few minutes – pick it up and begin to calculate out aloud how much you spent. Make certain that you come off as a mean and cheap person!
  • Goodnight Kiss: When you come to her door, she might be expecting a kiss. At this point, if you were with a beautiful American woman or man, you would be waiting for this moment, but this is the moment to dread if you are with an ugly woman. Don't wait and instead just say goodbye and drive away. I don't think she will wait for you to call.

I am well aware that all of the above suggestions are pretty obnoxious and that you might think I am a rotten guy, but I am not. I just hate it that American singles (men and women) think that they can waste my time. It bugs me that these characters supply unreliable pictures of themselves – don't they realize that I will find out as soon as I see them? But then – go figure out these ugly American singles!

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

How To Get Attractive Women to Notice You

How it Began:

I had signed up and created my very own personal ad at one of the many dating sites hoping to find american singles from an Indian background. Answering all the questions and filling up all the necessary preferences, I began to contact some of the prettier singles.

Receiving Countless Responses:


To my utter surprise, I was bombarded with responses. At first I was in seventh heaven and I danced with joy. I began answering as many as I could and even began selecting the prettiest of the prettiest. I talked on the phone to a few probables and I soon had my social diary full for the upcoming two weeks.

Meeting a Fair Lady:


On the day of my first date, I dressed up smart and with a smile from New York to Los Angeles, I glanced at the picture of the girl I was going too meet. She was a natural blond with blue eyes that sparkled like a newly opened bottle of champagne and a smile that could melt a lead heart.

The moment she saw me her face dropped, and she began to stammer about how I looked different at the dating site. She drank coffee with me, but I could see that she wasn't interested, and though she was even more beautiful than in the pictures, I ended her misery quickly and allowed her to escape.

Why?


Disappointed but still hopeful, I ignored that initial warning and comforted myself with the thought that I had another date the next day. But when that one ended in a somewhat similar manner – I knew something had gone terribly wrong. So I hurried to the dating site and checked my image. I was in for a shock. By mistake, I had posted an image of the bollywood heartthrob, Shahrukh Khan.

Now I realized why I had received so many answers and had been able to set up dates with so many beautiful American singles.

I immediately exchanged the snaps and then called all the women I was to meet and explained the mishap. They were all very nice, but I knew that they had agreed to meet me thinking I looked differently. I asked them to take a look, and then only if they still wanted to meet – to give me a call. Apologising again, I stared at the screen and hoped that my picture looked as good as that actor. But I knew I was not that handsome.

My Lesson for You:


Check out your details and the picture you post by entering a search query as if you were a lady looking for a man. Now you will be able to look at exactly what the women will read about you.

Through this painful experience, I learnt that it is better that American singles see you as you actually are and then only those interested in the "real" you will get in touch.



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Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Use a Personal Ad to Find American Singles

Learn how you can use the internet to find a date and meet American singles online without spending a lot of money.

I know this can be a daunting task and that is why I have created another blog where I will be posting tips for creating attractive personal ads to interest other American singles. But I will not be stopping there because you need more than just a beautifully crafted personal ad!

Read my list of tips and features that will improve your chances of finding a date online by learning how to select out of the many endless personal ads that clutter online dating sites.

How to Find a Popular Dating Service?


To give you a tinge of what I will be posting – here are some practical tips and suggestions for finding a dating service that suits you and your needs:

  1. Before even entering a site, create a list of at least ten dating services and begin from the well known ones such as Yahoo Personals, AmericanSingles.com. Match.com and a few others. Use the search engines to find some more.
  2. Once you have a list, go to the search engine you used (such as Google, Yahoo or MSN) and write down the name of the dating service. (eg: write "Yahoo Personals").
  3. Write down the results of all the dating services and compare them. The most popular site for American Singles and others is the one which has the most number of pages turning up in the search. Note: Use the exact URL (like "americansingles.com" and not "American singles")

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Thursday, May 26, 2011

Naughty American Singles

The girl I am dating, yesterday told me a joke that really cracked me up and I think you will all find it very funny. I think that in general (without generalising – if that's possible!) most American singles are naughty in a cute way!

Here is what she told me:



During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students:

Michael, if you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?

"Just a minute, I have to go piss."

That would be rude and impolite!!! What about you John, how would you say it?

"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."

That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table.

And you Peter, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?

I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."


What do You think of this joke? Do you American Singles like it?

Monday, May 23, 2011

A Single American Interlude

A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply,
"I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter."

Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown."

The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said,
"Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?"

She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."




One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer.

She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"

The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?"

One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'"


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Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Why I want to Date American Singles

Hi Ajay,

I do appreciate your concern, and I thank you for replying and trying to help me.

I agree with you and want to accept your advice, and sine I suppose others will want to know more about me – here goes:

I want to meet American Singles and by this I mean American Woman because I think they are the most beautiful women in the world – they are smart, intelligent and suave and have an opinion of their own!

Who knows? Maybe I'll love her and maybe she will love me and who knows maybe not!!!!

Wwhatever happens with American singles, I don't really care if she is a Muslim American girl or a Christian American girl, what I want to find from all American singles is someone with Personality: Beautiful, Nice, Smart and Honest !

I hope we will be successful!
Yours,
Ibrahim, Mustafa

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Mostafa Wants to Meet American Singles

Dear Ajay,
I so glad to hear from you, and I'm really happy that you took the time to send me this note and for your advice. Actually I would like to meet American singles (women). leave in Iraq, so I'll be so glad if you can help make this happen.

Any other advice is also highly appreciated and I want to get started.

I need your support.... please advise!

thanks
Mostafa


TO help you meet and begin dating American Singles please answer these for me so that I can help you find someone easily:
  1. Do you have a computer at home?
  2. Is it easy for you to go online?
  3. I could open a blog for you. Do you have any preference for what I should call it?
  4. If I do open such a blog, I would need a picture of you to attract
    the ladies. Do you have one handy?
  5. Are you looking for American Muslim women? Does it matter?

If I think of something else, I'll ask again. And again – if anyone wants to pitch in and help Mostafa find love in America – please be my guest.

Monday, May 2, 2011

How to Meet American Singles?

Dear Mustafa,
I though of answering your question in the comments section but then I though that others might be interested in this as well – so I will answer it (as best I can) – here.

Let's start with your comment:

My Name is Mostafa, and I do like this site. I hope to find and meet a single American Female and I would like to know her but I don't know how to meet her. I also want such a woman to be honest with me and I'd like to get in touch with her further. If later, we hit it off, we could meet too. I'm from Iraq and I have a BSc in Computer Science.
I want someone who will become my love partner but more than that my close friend and hopefully we can also get married. If someone can advise me regarding this matter I'll be thankful. If you wish to find out more about me then I'll be glad to tell you more. Just email me at: pars_most@yahoo.com




First and foremost – if anyone wants to meet him, send him a note or whatever and help him out. I am going to try too.

There are many ways of meeting American singles and I am listing a few down here:

  • Chat Rooms - these are easy to use though you need a computer handy and also need to be able to talk and type prety fast in English. Mostafa, if you can try this out either on MSN chat, AOL chat or even the Yahoo chat rooms. Sometimes its very difficult talking to people and its very fast, but I have a friend who met an English man from someplace near London and she is now planning to move there.




  • Online Dating Sites - these are also a very good option, but pretty expensive. You could try AmericanSingles.com, or Match.com or even some others such as Shaadi.com and eHarmony.com. GO there and have a look around. I suggest you create a free profile at each of those sites and then see is anything is really happening. I know that they are pretty expensive so try and search for a dating site which is relatively cheap. As for success, I can't tell – some meet people and some don't.




  • Places where Americans Hang Out - If you can I suggest you start going to places where American women hang out (if such places are accessable). There are also many American female soldiers there and some others – can you meet them? I suppose that this is really difficult, but I though I'd suggest it anyway.




  • Create an Interesting Blog - this might seem a bit weak but hear me out. Create a blog about yourself and add interesting things about you there. I suggest you also add a good picture and then you have to wait and hope that someone notices you. If you wish, we could do this together and I will help you create a good and interesting blog that will focus on you getting a female american at your side. What do you think? If you are interested, reply back and we can start getting this done. The good thing of this blog idea is that it will cost you NOTHING.




  • If anyone else has more ideas, please post them here!!!

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    Thursday, April 21, 2011

    Novel on African American Singles

    I came across this novel,"Remembrance of Fate,fragrance and Faith" and though it is an erotic love by by African American Fiction Author and Poet Cheryl B Sellers, I found it very well written and a lot of fun.

    It is a story of ever dying, but not dead love. It tells of an African-American woman deceived, but not by her lover. Her life then becomes a mission of retribution against the wrong people, while seeking recompense by saving other women from the type of life she knew could have been her own doom.

    The twisted fate of the main characters flows from the color filled landscape of the Islands to New Orleans, even blending at some point in the heartland's of America. This story tells of women and men of substance in the early twentieth century, the structure of different social classes, and how they overlap even though separate. Last, but not least, there is the presence of fervent, carnal lust. Desires are laid bare for the readers who will find their own selves in the telling, or, if not their own selves, then in the dreams they have had.

    In the end, there are remembrances. “Remembrance Of Fate Fragrance and Faith“, will take the reader to the highs felt in erotic passion, to the pain of betrayal. It will also ask the question of the reader, what is the biggest lie told in the name of love.

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    Sunday, April 3, 2011

    On Female American Singles:

    Here are some amusing sayings and quotes (not by me) on what it is to be an american woman:
    • Behind every successful american woman is herself.
    • A woman is like a tea bag...

      You don't know how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
    • Coffee, chocolate, men - some things are just better rich!
    • Don't treat me any differently than you would the queen !
    • I'm out of estrogen - and I have a gun!
    • Warning: I have an attitude - And I know how to use it!
    • Of course I don't look busy - I did it right the first time.
    • Do not start with me. You will not win.
    • All stressed out and no one to choke!
    • I can be one of those bad things that happen to bad people!
    • How can I miss you if you won't go away?
    • Don't upset me! I'm running out of places To hide the bodies!
    • If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!



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    Saturday, March 19, 2011

    Upping the Odds with More Online Dating Profiles

    When you go to Las Vegas, you don’t just put all of your money into one slot machine and hope for the best, do you? The same logic needs to apply to your online speed dating adventures. You need to start looking for ways to boost your odds of finding Mr. or Mrs. Right. And you can do this by signing up with more dating websites.

    Sure, you might think this is an expensive way to find love, but with numerous free sites available, you don’t have to spend on all of the dating websites. You can sign up on several sites at a time, exposing the same profile to as many potential interests as possible. In doing so, you will up your chances of love, and that is a pretty sound investment.

    It will be helpful too if you post the same profile on each dating site. This way, you can keep your facts straight as to what people should know about you when they get to your profile. It will also help if you use the same pictures so if others are on the same sites as you are; they aren’t going to contact you 15 times.

    Being lucky in love always involves a roll of the dice, but if you want to make sure you get the right numbers, you need to play smart.

    Source: Dating-News

    Wednesday, March 16, 2011

    Ways to Discover Yourself through Online Dating

    Online dating is the most popular way of finding our dating partners online. In the past, internet free dating was perceived as the only way for hopeless romantics to find love in desperation. Today, this imputation is already wiped-out from the face of online daters who apparently, are enjoying dating online and are happy about it.

    Online dating helps singles seek their love partners. But, aside from meeting your potential mate, there is more to online dating that you haven’t discovered yet- it allows you to engage yourself and discover things about yourself you may never have known.

    mature datingLet’s start off with creating a perfect personals profile. Yes, online dating will require you this. Perhaps, you should leave spare time writing about a unique dating profile for yourself? Then you will be surprised by what you will discover reflective things about yourself. When you engage in online dating, you begin writing your online profile. And through this, you become more honest with yourself.

    With online dating, your intentions will be clear. You will share the same intention with other people and the friends you will meet online about finding a soul mate. If you’re intention is good and you want to find a real soul mate online, then online dating services can be for you. You can become honest with other people because you’re open with your communication.

    There would always be the real dangers of online dating which are truths that are often untold. There are many resources about online dating personals safety, how to avoid dating mistakes in online dating and how to create a perfect online dating profile. In adult online dating, you can attract the right kind of people. Aware yourself about the pro’s and con’s of online dating and be patient about it. Once you’ve done this, you can start discovering about yourself and find the perfect match to be your lifetime soul mate, online.

    Source: Dating-News

    Tuesday, March 15, 2011

    Dating American Singles is Nothing Like Dating Lia!

    When we reached home, I was shy. I wanted to kiss her, but I had never kissed a girl before so I held back. She looked at me, glanced at my lips and then into my eyes. My heart missed a beat and I felt a pounding in my ears.

    "Good Night," she whispered.

    I didn't hear her. "Excuse me?" I asked.

    She whispered again.

    She beckoned me to come closer and then blew softly into my ear. "Good Night," she whispered. I shivered.

    I was about to move my head back, when she planted a kiss on my lips. At first it was a soft peck. Then another. Then a longer one. I felt her lips pressing against my mouth and her tongue trying to push against my lips.

    I parted my lips and allowed her to penetrate my mouth. Our tongues kissed. I felt both repulsed and highly aroused.

    I don't know how long the kiss was, but she then left. I watched her go and couldn't help but stare at her jeans moving rhythmically to some silent beat. They were round like a woman's behind and not small or too thin.

    She turned, waved me a kiss and entered her building.

    I remained there for a while staring into the space between where she had been and where I was. I knew then that dating her would be more than just fun. Or at least I hope so!

    Monday, March 14, 2011

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    Saturday, March 12, 2011

    Online Dating Sites Show Big Profit

    The economy has been bad around the world for quite some time now. Businesses of every type have been made to shut their doors. However, there is one type of online business that is one of the few that have been showing an increase in sales, and these are online dating site.

    People around the world have had to cut back on their expenses, and this means that most people have had to give up their social lives. Of course, no matter how bad the economy gets, everyone still wants to find love. Thus, online dating sites have been showing people that you do not have to give up your social life so easily. Most mature dating sites have been showing fourth quarter sales that have topped the past several years.

    The big increase in the dating world is due to the fact that most people can not afford to go on dates anymore. Taking someone out to the movies can cost as much as $24 for two tickets, and that does not include popcorn and a drink. Not only that, most people choose to go out for dinner as well. These are expenses that most people can not afford during these troubled times.

    Online dating sites are showing people that they can still have a social life without having to break the bank. For less than what it costs to go out to the movies for one night, people can get a whole month of access to online lesbian dating sites with the possibility of meeting tons of people. For most people, this is a deal that is too good to pass up.

    Source: Dating-News

    Thursday, March 10, 2011

    Looking At Africa From A Unique Perspective

    Looking at Africa from a Unique Prospective
    Africa is made up of 53 countries, and like every other place on this earth, has its challenges. But there is a side of Africa that is rarely talked about or seen in the conventional media.
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    Are You Looking For The Perfect Dating Site?

    There are literally thousands of dating sites covering hundreds of niche interests on the Internet. The big question when you are looking for a date though is which one should I use? Which dating site will give me the greatest benefits for my money?

    The first question you should ask yourself when searching for a internet dating site is ‘What type of person am I looking for?’ This may seem like a trivial and obvious question to ask but many people fall into the trap of not knowing what they are looking for, signing up to any old site and then a month or so later finding that they are being billed for something they don’t want. If you are looking for someone who is also serious about dating it probably isn’t worth joining every free site you find in hope of finding your perfect partner.

    The second question you should ask yourself is ‘How much am I willing to pay?’ Unfortunately, the best dating tips sites, with the largest number of members; the sites that might include your perfect match are likely to charge you. Some sites think it is reasonable to charge £30-£40 per month for membership with annual membership sometimes being over £100.

    There are no benefits that come from paying that much when searching for a date and there are many sites that offer the same if not better experience at a much lower cost. Sites such as these will typically charge a much more reasonable £19 or thereabouts a month and offer many hundreds of thousands of members from all over the country.

    The third and final question you should ask yourself is ‘what features do you really need of a site?’ Due to the high number of lesbian dating websites on the web there is a lot of competition between the dating site companies. This has lead to many of the companies offering often-useless features. One such useless feature is those dating sites that offer virtual world dating experiences.

    It is all very well meeting people in a virtual world and having virtual dates but if you are truly serious about finding a partner, and I am guessing you are if you have read this far, do you really want your first real date to be dominated with forced conversion discussing how you made your avatar include feature hair that waves in the virtual wind. Clearly this is unlikely to lead to a full-blown relationship.

    Source: Dating-News

    Monday, February 28, 2011

    Empathising With Victims of Romance Scams By Alan Prince

    For people who have been victims of romance scams, getting over that sad episode in their life could be
    very difficult. The moment when a scam victim discovers that he or she was being deceived all along is a very painful and sad moment indeed.

    Many anti-scam authorities focus only on the financial losses of the romance scam victims. But compared to the monetary losses, the emotional losses are often greater. The victim is typically emotionally devastated after the romance scam. Some of them cry all night, or for days on end.

    And to make matters worse, they have to contend with criticism, disapproval, embarrassments and rejection by family, friends, colleagues at work and others who may get to hear of the scam.

    Hardly do victims get the much needed support and understanding that they so desperately need. As a result, many people who have experienced romance scams keep the incidences to themselves, rather than tell others.

    A lady in France who had lost some amount said she felt so stupid having to tell her son of her loss. She had to bear the shame of being told by her son that she was a fool for having lost money.

    Another lady in the United States was literally treated as an outcast by her family members. They even refused to listen to her side of the story or to her explanations about the whole sequence of events.

    These are a few of the typical stories of victims of romance scams, and their experiences at the hands of those who are close to them, who normally should have supported them.

    What victims of romance scams need is not antagonism, or criticism. What they need is support from all and sundry.

    No matter the mistakes they might have made, the very first reaction of other people, especially those close to them should not be to criticize them. They should be accepted for who they are, and comforted in

    their moments of trial. They should be shown compassion and kindness.

    Later on, with time, corrections can be made as to what they did wrong. But when they have been scammed, they need the understanding of everyone around them, most especially their loved ones.

    As more people rally round the victims of romance scams, they will get to heal easily and faster. And as a result of their recovery, they will be in a better position to help educate others and stop the scams from affecting more people.

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    Monday, February 21, 2011

    More on Dating American Singles - My Date with Lia

    Firstly, I have to appologize that I haven't followed through on my meeting and dating american singles as I had wanted to.

    If you haven't been reading about my experiences with Lia, then let me just give you a short background. I met her at a local bakery (don't ask where – because this is how I keep myself anonymous) and after a few brief flirting conversations (again – I have to say – more on her part than on mine and not because I am not interested but because I become speechless in such situations.) we went out to an Indian movie.

    Just so that you know - I am Indian. I have come here very recently (a few months) and I like it here. (ok! No all the time – but most of the time, but I do miss Bombay and my friends and family.)

    So when I met Lia and went out with her, I was thrilled. She was so unlike the girls back home. But one of her ex-boyfriends bumped into us and did not budge for the rest of the evening. He was pushy and I felt very awkward since I didn't know how she felt about him.

    Eventually, he got a call on his cell and when he left, she took my hand and said," I hope you know that I am not interested in him at all."

    That was all I needed and when he came back, I told him we were leaving. He said, "Sure, let's go."

    I said, "No. We two are going alone." He kind of made a small scene, but as soon as we left, Lia hugged my hand and placed her head on my shoulder.

    Saturday, February 19, 2011

    Dating rules: Who should pay and when

    It seems that all anyone is talking about lately is the economy, so why is money still such a tough topic to discuss with your nearest and dearest? They say married couples fight over money more than anything else, but what about when you just started internet dating? That's possibly even more awkward.
    Columnist says no woman should leave her house on first date without enough money to pay for her meal.
    Columnist says no woman should leave her house on first date without enough money to pay for her meal.
    The first date
    Though Dr. Phil feels otherwise, my take on this has always been he (or she) who asks, pays. (The bloviating shrink says men should always be the ones to pony up.)
    And if you don't pay for the whole thing, you should at least offer to split the tab. Incredibly (to me), most women I spoke to thought I was an idiot and firmly believed the dude should always pay on a first date -- though for some this was a recent change of heart.
    Kate, a 33-year-old writer told me, "I tend to try to pay for myself, but as I get older and more comfortable with my awesomeness, I kind of wish and hope that the other person will be a little more old-fashioned about it." Good point. If someone's eating opposite Amazing Me, shouldn't she or he pay for the privilege? After all, I'm entertaining and cute and if you let me order dessert there may be some smooching in your future.
    Regardless of your feelings on the matter, whatever you do, don't leave the house without enough money to pay for at least your share. It's a first date so while he may seem great (and generous) on paper, you never really know what you're getting into until he's sitting across from you. Sure, he might be staring adoringly deep into your eyes, but then again, his pants might be held up with duct tape. Do you really want to count on that dude to know the meaning of "gratuity?"
    What to say: "That's so generous of you -- can I at least leave the tip?"
    What not to say: "This princess doesn't pay for food!"
    Dates two-thru-six
    Jennifer Kelton, CEO and founder of BadOnlineDates.com, has built a business on bad online dating behavior. She explains her thoughts on the money issue: "While it's not expected, Let's face it -- we are hardwired to want the man to 'bring back dinner to the cave.'" Up until my current relationship, I've almost always been in the driver's seat finance-wise (and believe me, that's a pretty meager seat) so I've always furnished my own cave.
    I ask her if it's okay to date a guy just for a free ride or free grub? Kelton says no. "Being cheap is never attractive and I would say that after more than four dates the woman should pay the tip." Whoa! Just the tip? Apparently the women who called me a moron were onto something!
    However, if you're going to keep riding the free-food express, the least you can do is surreptitiously feel out his money situation -- if he's hurting, suggest cheaper restaurants or maybe cook for the guy.
    What to say: "That's so generous of you -- can I at least leave the tip?"
    What not to say: "Let's have the 2000 Perrier-Jouet, since this one's on you!"
    Dates six-thru-infinity
    Up until the two of you really get to know each other, there's probably not going to be any urgent need to discuss finances in depth, but he can't keep buying you steak and foie gras dinners if he's on a cheeseburger and fries budget. For all you know, you're out-earning him or he's supporting 12 Guatemalan orphans and is stretched to the breaking point. Then again, maybe he's a gazillionaire.
    At about date six (possibly sooner if they're really eventful dates!), you should be getting to know a lot about every part of him -- including his wallet. There's no right or wrong way to approach this discussion, but just remember, financial compatibility is almost as important as sexual chemistry, though rarely as much fun.


    http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/personal/02/19/tf.how.not.talk.about.money/