There are a few things I’ve done in my dating career that I really regret. But at least I try to learn from my mistakes.
One night I was out at my local watering hole drinking solo. I do that sometimes, especially when I’m single. It’s the best way to meet men.
So this sweet young thing starts talking to me, and he’s just adorable. He’s in a local band I’ve heard of, but never seen. I even know some of the people in the band, so we have tons to talk about. He’s very sweet, and five years younger than me.
The night turns toward the morning, and we’re still chatting. His friends, including his ride, come and ask him if he’s ready to go, I can tell he’s hesitating, so I offer to give him a ride home if he wants to finish his beer. He eagerly accepts my offer.
But here’s the thing: I’m having fun, but I’m really not DTF that night. Some nights you’re in it to win it, and some nights, not so much. This was not my night.
So by the time the bar closes, when we get into my car, I tell him, “Look, I’m enjoying your company, and if you want to come to my place for a beer, that’s cool, but I’m not going to sleep with you.”
He says he wants to come over, and he’s OK with the deal.
So we go to my place, drink some beers, and make out a bit. It’s getting late, very late, and I’m getting drunk. Somehow, and I honestly don’t remember the details, we decide to go to bed. Again, I tell him he’s welcome to stay, but I’m not going to sleep with him. Oh, yes, fine, fine.
I fall asleep.
Some time later, I wake up, and I realize my hand is on his dick. He’s got my wrist, and he’s pushing my hand into his dick. His flaccid dick.
“What the fuck?” I say, sitting up, “was that your dick?”
“Well,” he said, “I mean, I was kind of expecting more.”
I got up and turned on the light.
“No. Fuck no. You need to leave. Now.”
He pouted while he got his shit together.
“Can you give me a ride?”
“You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. You can walk.” I lived miles from his house, and I didn’t care.
But you know what? I realized right away what an idiot I had been. I mean, seriously? Don’t let a 22-year-old boy sleep in your bed if you don’t plan on fucking him.
But also, boys, don’t press a sleeping girl’s hand into your fleshy, soft penis. That’s just gross.
Friday, September 10, 2010
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Speed Dating Personals Services
It’s official….we are a busy nation. We have laptops, PDA’s, iphones, multiple emails, multiple cell phones and the list just goes on and on. Some assistants have assistants! We do not have time to sit around and wait to find speed dating sites. We can not afford to waste time on something as silly as an entire evening spent on a date with someone you most likely will not want to go out with again. Hey, he seemed really nice when you met him at…(insert location here)…however now? Not really what you are looking for. Now you are looking at your watch jealous of your DVR because it’s home watching CSI right now
Here’s where speed dating comes in handy. You can have 12-15 four minute dates in one night. Seriously! Not to mention you can also make it a night out with your friend all at the same time! I swear! Get your single girls together and check out the dating websites. Yes, best speed dating company out there is even called HurryDate. Oh sure, there are others but none compare to HurryDate. They have this process down to a science. Ok, so maybe not a science but it does run very smoothly. You can go to the website and check for parties in West Palm Beach. A list of events will come up. Each event is broken down by age range. However, it’s not like anyone is checking birth certificates so if you see a party you would like to attend but you are a few years older or younger than the stated ages, it’s ok. Go ahead and register. You fill out a brief profile online and you are ready.
At the party you will arrive 30 min prior to dating time for the check-in and happy hour. This gives you a chance to mingle a bit with the other daters. Not to mention take advantage of the great drink specials that your host has arranged for the party. Upon check-in you will be given a name tag, a pen and a scorecard. Your host will give you an ID number to put both on your scorecard and your name tag. This is what fellow HurryDaters will be looking for. Ladies, your job is to sit down at one table the entire time. Lucky you! As for the men, they will move from table to table every 4 minutes. Yep! So, say you are not crazy about someone you are talking to, it’s ok because in 4 minutes there will be someone new. After you have spoken to each person you meet, you look on your scorecard and find their ID number. Next to it you will circle either Y or N to let yourself know if you would ever in your lifetime like to speak to them again. It’s not a marriage commitment, it’s just if you find them interesting enough to have another conversation.
Once the party is complete and you get home, you will log back onto hurrydate.com using the user name and password you created when you first registered. There will be easy to follow directions on how to answer your yes’s and no’s. Put all your friend of that in and let HurryDate take care of you from there. In about 48 hours you will receive an email telling you not only who you mutually matched with but also who may have said yes to you but you said no to. This is to give you a chance to take a second look. Trust me, you will be meeting a lot of people in a very short period of time, it can be a bit overwhelming and you will forget who some people are. This gives you a chance to take another look and maybe convert your no to a yes.
Just in case all of this wasn’t enough, dating websites provides online dating. Also, if you are a member of the online dating portion, you can receive a discount on your registration costs to the actual parties. Online you have the option of inviting a hottie you spot to meet you at a party. Go ahead, take a chance. You only live once. Who do you want to spend it with? Give it a try now. Go to RSVP to a West Palm Beach area party today. I’ll even give you a discount if you give it a try. I’m serious. Just enter code LMWPB429 in the promo code box when registering and receive a discount on the $35 registration costs. Once you have attended a party you will receive regular updates with discount codes for future parties. See, how can you loose??? I’ll be going to the upcoming parties at Bru’s Room in Boynton Beach. Will I see you there?
Source: Examiner.com
Here’s where speed dating comes in handy. You can have 12-15 four minute dates in one night. Seriously! Not to mention you can also make it a night out with your friend all at the same time! I swear! Get your single girls together and check out the dating websites. Yes, best speed dating company out there is even called HurryDate. Oh sure, there are others but none compare to HurryDate. They have this process down to a science. Ok, so maybe not a science but it does run very smoothly. You can go to the website and check for parties in West Palm Beach. A list of events will come up. Each event is broken down by age range. However, it’s not like anyone is checking birth certificates so if you see a party you would like to attend but you are a few years older or younger than the stated ages, it’s ok. Go ahead and register. You fill out a brief profile online and you are ready.
At the party you will arrive 30 min prior to dating time for the check-in and happy hour. This gives you a chance to mingle a bit with the other daters. Not to mention take advantage of the great drink specials that your host has arranged for the party. Upon check-in you will be given a name tag, a pen and a scorecard. Your host will give you an ID number to put both on your scorecard and your name tag. This is what fellow HurryDaters will be looking for. Ladies, your job is to sit down at one table the entire time. Lucky you! As for the men, they will move from table to table every 4 minutes. Yep! So, say you are not crazy about someone you are talking to, it’s ok because in 4 minutes there will be someone new. After you have spoken to each person you meet, you look on your scorecard and find their ID number. Next to it you will circle either Y or N to let yourself know if you would ever in your lifetime like to speak to them again. It’s not a marriage commitment, it’s just if you find them interesting enough to have another conversation.
Once the party is complete and you get home, you will log back onto hurrydate.com using the user name and password you created when you first registered. There will be easy to follow directions on how to answer your yes’s and no’s. Put all your friend of that in and let HurryDate take care of you from there. In about 48 hours you will receive an email telling you not only who you mutually matched with but also who may have said yes to you but you said no to. This is to give you a chance to take a second look. Trust me, you will be meeting a lot of people in a very short period of time, it can be a bit overwhelming and you will forget who some people are. This gives you a chance to take another look and maybe convert your no to a yes.
Just in case all of this wasn’t enough, dating websites provides online dating. Also, if you are a member of the online dating portion, you can receive a discount on your registration costs to the actual parties. Online you have the option of inviting a hottie you spot to meet you at a party. Go ahead, take a chance. You only live once. Who do you want to spend it with? Give it a try now. Go to RSVP to a West Palm Beach area party today. I’ll even give you a discount if you give it a try. I’m serious. Just enter code LMWPB429 in the promo code box when registering and receive a discount on the $35 registration costs. Once you have attended a party you will receive regular updates with discount codes for future parties. See, how can you loose??? I’ll be going to the upcoming parties at Bru’s Room in Boynton Beach. Will I see you there?
Source: Examiner.com
Monday, September 6, 2010
Homeo and Juliet
Juliet sent us this snippet of an IM chat between herself and her husband. Names have been changed to protect their identities. Being married really is a little weird.
9:36 AM: Homeo: Hello
9:49 AM Homeo: How is your morning?
10:02 AM Homeo: Good. - I have my pedicure today at 3:30. Can you get the boys, or I can get them after
10:04 AM Homeo: Actually, it’s my pedi budget. I use my own money for the pedi, I don't touch your beauty budget including waxing, cuts and color. Also, if you consider how much money I saved over the last 8 months not having to get a haircut, I am totally in the black
10:05 AM Homeo: Just cause I care about my feet. Not my problem you choose to have grungy feet.
10:06 AM Homeo: How about scaley?
10:06 AM Homeo: Lizard like?
10:07 AM Homeo: I know you do. You’re the one who called me a pedi whore. You started it!
10:08 AM Homeo: The two are mutually exclusive. Go take care of your bush, I don't care. I'm not asking you to pay for my pedi. This leaves you bush money
10:10 AM Homeo: I dare you to tell [REDACTED CO-WORKER] about this conversation
10:12 AM Homeo: I figured that. She'll think it’s funny - and probably take your side
10:16 AM Homeo: My feet are very important - I'm on them almost all day. Also, its not my fault you won't shave or try some home remedy that might cost less.
10:17 AM Homeo: I have to go [REDACTED VERB INDICATING PROFESSION]. I'll talk to you soon. Love ya.
9:36 AM: Homeo: Hello
9:45 AM Juliet: Hola!
9:49 AM Homeo: How is your morning?
9:56 AM Juliet: Great! How's yours?
10:02 AM Homeo: Good. - I have my pedicure today at 3:30. Can you get the boys, or I can get them after
10:02 AM Juliet: Whatever. I'll pick them up.
10:03 AM Juliet: Just so you know, you have to live with the results of using my waxing budget to pay for your pedicure.
10:04 AM Homeo: Actually, it’s my pedi budget. I use my own money for the pedi, I don't touch your beauty budget including waxing, cuts and color. Also, if you consider how much money I saved over the last 8 months not having to get a haircut, I am totally in the black
10:04 AM Juliet: whatever. Pedi whore.
10:05 AM Homeo: Just cause I care about my feet. Not my problem you choose to have grungy feet.
10:05 AM Juliet: FU! My feet are not grungy.
10:06 AM Homeo: How about scaley?
10:06 AM Homeo: Lizard like?
10:07 AM Juliet: My feet are fine. I take very good care of them.
10:07 AM Homeo: I know you do. You’re the one who called me a pedi whore. You started it!
10:07 AM Juliet: Well, just know that if not for your pedi, I'd have a nice bush.
10:08 AM Homeo: The two are mutually exclusive. Go take care of your bush, I don't care. I'm not asking you to pay for my pedi. This leaves you bush money
10:09 AM Juliet: I guess I should say bush bucks.
10:10 AM Homeo: I dare you to tell [REDACTED CO-WORKER] about this conversation
10:11 AM Juliet: No way - plus he's not even here.
10:11 AM Juliet: I'll tell [REDACTED CO-WORKER #2] though
10:12 AM Homeo: I figured that. She'll think it’s funny - and probably take your side
10:15 AM Juliet: Damn straight she'll take my side! There's only so much salon money to go around, my spendthrift friend, and you are wasting it on your toes when it could be used to maintain more important regions.
10:16 AM Homeo: My feet are very important - I'm on them almost all day. Also, its not my fault you won't shave or try some home remedy that might cost less.
10:16 AM Juliet: (stony silence)
10:17 AM Homeo: I have to go [REDACTED VERB INDICATING PROFESSION]. I'll talk to you soon. Love ya.
Saturday, September 4, 2010
Friday, September 3, 2010
Free Christian Dating Services Personals
While many dating service, both Christian and secular, have membership fees, there are many free Christian dating services currently available. If a person is interested free Christian dating services, he or she can simply perform an internet search, and a myriad of free Christian dating web sites will come up. These sites do not offer matchmaking services, but they do offer subscribers the opportunity to search through personal profiles belonging to other single Christians.
These free christian dating services give Christians the opportunity to meet other Christians in their community or from all parts of the country, and from different denominations. Questionnaires are used to build personality profiles so that people can form a much more realistic impression of the person they might be interested in meeting.
Because Christian dating services have not been in existence for as long as secular services have, many people are concerned that Christian online dating is not appropriate for them. However, these services can boast a high success rate due to the fact that one major compatibility factor has already been tackled. For many, their spirituality is one of the most important aspects of their lives. By eliminating this sometimes awkward aspect of dating, free Christian dating services can immediately match people with other Christian singles who might be compatible in spirituality and religion, and possibly other aspects of life.
Free Christian dating services are not limited, however, to dating web sites. Some free Christian dating web sites include dating tips and advice guides from a Christian viewpoint. They review the most popular Christian dating services and web sites, whether they are free or not. They boast unbiased reviews of free, inexpensive, and most expensive services and web sites, and they rate the best value services for singles and Christian dating sites. These free sites also offer reviews of Christian singles books, which provide insight and experience from other Christians on the subject dating, relationships, and staying single.
Christian Dating Info provides detailed information on Christian dating services, sites, and advice. Christian Dating Info is the sister site of Jewish Dating Web.
You may be a pious Christian looking for a person to share your beliefs and your views. You search the Internet and come across innumerable sites offering free dating services. You browse through them and find that the profiles listed there are not your cup of tea. Search further, and you will come across sites offering free Christian dating services. Browse through them, and you will find pages full of biblical allusions and quotes. Instead of a banner advertising like “find your ideal date,” the catch line will read, “seek and ye shall find.”
“Have faith,” and you might find the ideal person to share your religious beliefs and your views on humanity on a Christian dating site. Keep in mind, you will need to have a lot of faith, as you will be asked to submit personal information such as your email address, telephone number, address and credit card information. Although most sites claim to be free, to actually make a match, you must become a subscribed member. If the website is not genuine, you could be in trouble. You might find your email box filled with spam infested with viruses that could destroy your files, or your mailbox filled with brochures and pamphlets that you don’t require. Else, there may be chances of your credit card information being misused.
So a camel may well pass through the eye of a needle in the kingdom of heaven but you don’t need a miracle to work out that nothing in this life comes for free.
Read other article on christian free dating or free christian dating sites
Access helpful information in the sphere of online dating scams - welcome to your personal knowledge pack.
Source: international-internet-dating.com
These free christian dating services give Christians the opportunity to meet other Christians in their community or from all parts of the country, and from different denominations. Questionnaires are used to build personality profiles so that people can form a much more realistic impression of the person they might be interested in meeting.
Because Christian dating services have not been in existence for as long as secular services have, many people are concerned that Christian online dating is not appropriate for them. However, these services can boast a high success rate due to the fact that one major compatibility factor has already been tackled. For many, their spirituality is one of the most important aspects of their lives. By eliminating this sometimes awkward aspect of dating, free Christian dating services can immediately match people with other Christian singles who might be compatible in spirituality and religion, and possibly other aspects of life.
Free Christian dating services are not limited, however, to dating web sites. Some free Christian dating web sites include dating tips and advice guides from a Christian viewpoint. They review the most popular Christian dating services and web sites, whether they are free or not. They boast unbiased reviews of free, inexpensive, and most expensive services and web sites, and they rate the best value services for singles and Christian dating sites. These free sites also offer reviews of Christian singles books, which provide insight and experience from other Christians on the subject dating, relationships, and staying single.
Christian Dating Info provides detailed information on Christian dating services, sites, and advice. Christian Dating Info is the sister site of Jewish Dating Web.
You may be a pious Christian looking for a person to share your beliefs and your views. You search the Internet and come across innumerable sites offering free dating services. You browse through them and find that the profiles listed there are not your cup of tea. Search further, and you will come across sites offering free Christian dating services. Browse through them, and you will find pages full of biblical allusions and quotes. Instead of a banner advertising like “find your ideal date,” the catch line will read, “seek and ye shall find.”
“Have faith,” and you might find the ideal person to share your religious beliefs and your views on humanity on a Christian dating site. Keep in mind, you will need to have a lot of faith, as you will be asked to submit personal information such as your email address, telephone number, address and credit card information. Although most sites claim to be free, to actually make a match, you must become a subscribed member. If the website is not genuine, you could be in trouble. You might find your email box filled with spam infested with viruses that could destroy your files, or your mailbox filled with brochures and pamphlets that you don’t require. Else, there may be chances of your credit card information being misused.
So a camel may well pass through the eye of a needle in the kingdom of heaven but you don’t need a miracle to work out that nothing in this life comes for free.
Read other article on christian free dating or free christian dating sites
Access helpful information in the sphere of online dating scams - welcome to your personal knowledge pack.
Source: international-internet-dating.com
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